I'm just that one girl

Hi. My name is Amber and im a jackaholic.
Not really. But omg that's really my favorite drink.
Our friends bought us a small bottle Saturday night and we drank and got drunk and it was lovely.
I know that I have alcoholic tendencies, but the bottle is not something that has taken control of my life. I still function fine without it. Drinking doesn't make me a bad person, nor does it make me a lower class citizen, and it doesn't make anyone that doesn't drink better than I am.
With that being said, Lisa is going to be lucky that I don't punch her in her face one of these days.
Fuck. That.